I condone all criminal activity; do not do crime. This is for entertainment purposes only; all information here isn't necessarily true.
 
This information comes from an experienced but arrested paper goy.
 
0. Do research into local laws for flyers, stepping onto people’s property, where you can and cannot put them, etc.
 
1. Have a means of printing them; search for local printing stores if you have to.
 
1.1 Ideally, you would have a USB so you can put it into the printer, or if you’re using a store computer, you don’t have to download anything to it.
 
2. Know how to print stuff. You can watch many tutorials on YouTube.
 
3. Pick the Flyers you want to print.
 
4. I recommend doing 2–UP or 4–UP prints and using black-and-white to save shekels. If you do go that route, make sure that the small text that appears on some flyers is still visible.
 
5. If you have a printer at home, use disposable gloves throughout the whole process. If you have to go to a local spot, don’t use gloves when picking up the stash; you will look very suspicious to the staff. Just don’t use the upper- and bottom-most paper; keep them to carry around to show people if you want.
 
6. If they are 2 or 4-UP, then get those gloves on and start cutting them up. This could take around 35 minutes.
 
7. Shopping: Calculate how many plastic Ziploc bags you need and buy them with your shekels. You also want to get something to weigh it down, ideally something that people can dump on the side of their house without it being littering, such as something natural, such as rice or birdseed. Sand is an option, but it can get messy, so just don’t do it. Don’t use any heavy rocks either; that will make it very risky when tossing.
 
8. Bagging: this will rape a fuckload of your time. (7+ hours, depending on how many you have.) Get those gloves back on and start loading each bag up with flyers, then toss it to the side. Don’t worry about closing it yet; maybe just one pinch in the middle to ensure the papers don’t come out.
 
8.1 Get your bag of whatever you’re using for weight; get a plate and a spoon and have a bag, ideally the one you’re using for distribution. So you don’t have to swap them over. If you have a bag that has a logo on it, fold it inside out to hide it. Grab a bag with a flyer, open it, get a spoon, fill it up with whatever you’re using, and then put it into the bag. This whole process ideally would be done over a plate so you don’t spill it on the table. Squish all the air out (if you want); then close it and put it in the distribution bag. You can do more than just one spoonful; that will help so much more when tossing them; it just depends on how many shekels you want to spend.
 
9. Dress in the most plain clothes you have, ideally all black. If you have a black sweater too, then wear that and put the hood up. If it has strings, then tie it closed. You will need some kind of mask under it; if nothing else, put the Covid mask on, goy. If you have a ski mask, then the hood isn’t really needed (nor is the sweater). If you don’t have any plain clothes, you’re going to have to buy black garbage bags and cut a shirt out of them to hide your clothes. Don't forget about your shoes. Put a black garbage bag over your shoes. I didn’t do that, and I had white shoes, but I knew if my shoes were all that was going to keep me safe, then I should just back out, but you should still do it because the government is in fact paying attention to every detail on your shoes. If you have no plain shirt, then fold a black shirt inside out.
 
10. Plan your route with Google Maps. Make it an area where no one would know you. Don't drive by the area, and when distributing, don't toss them out of a window; it is a bad idea for many reasons. Just walk.
 
11. If your country allows for self-defense, unlike Canada, then bring a weapon. Leave after 2.15 AM. When walking away from your property, do it differently, perhaps through a back door, because neighbors could review camera footage and see when and what building you came out of. Maybe if you have to be outside for a while before this or park somewhere very isolated, then go for it. Use a hidden path if you need to; just be a smart white man about things. 
 
Optional: take videos and pictures for memories and to inspire others because courage is contagious.
 
12. The bolder you are, the more likely people are to report to police and the news, and it makes it harder for Jew protectors to walk around and undo your work early before anyone sees it. Take a few steps onto the property, then toss it. Depending on the amount you have for weight, you may need to fold/squeeze the bags before throwing to reduce air resistance. Put them on cars if they are parked on the road or accessible from walking slightly on the property. If the doorstep isn’t too far away on some houses, then toss them on there. (Don't get shot.)
 
To get on the news, you are best off flyering in wealthy neighborhoods.
 
Ideally, have 200+ flyers. On my second time doing this (https://www.orilliamatters.com/police-beat/opp-probing-delivery-of-antisemitic-flyers-to-orillia-homes-12423507) I only had 166–171 with me.
 
Most of the time citizens will not report directly to the news; it will come from police reports/calls, which they give to news organizations privately.
 
Give credit to the "Orillia paper goy” teenager for giving you this information in some way. It may make the story more interesting to news outlets, and it will ensure that I live on a bit because I’m legally screwed, so avenge me. Share this text on social media if you can.